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You just got finished smoking on the outside of the church and then try to lead a song, get choked up, holding your throat and say to the congregation, "The devil don't want me to sing this song."
There's reusable bacon grease in a maxwell house can in the center of the burners on your stove.
You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)
You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception.(8 points)
You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on.(7 points)
You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.(6 points)
You had a candy lady in your neighborhood.( 5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis.(3 points)
If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)
If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord.(15 points)
If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)
If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance? check _yes, _no or_maybe."(7 points)
If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath.(9 points)
If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar.(4 points)(Add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar.)
Posted by Dr.Drew on Friday, December 22, 2006 at Friday, December 22, 2006
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